How to play.
Argue nonsense. Win imaginary glory.
Pick your chaos
Choose a game mode, deck, and judge.
Make your case
Defend your assigned side of a ridiculous question. You've got 60 seconds.
Face the judge
The AI judge hears both arguments and delivers a hilariously serious ruling.
Claim your glory
Win points, survive the bracket, or earn the ultimate bragging rights.
Three ways to start trouble.
One on one. No excuses.
Two players go head to head in ridiculous debates. Win the AI judge's ruling, earn a point, and keep the arguments coming.
- Two players debate each round.
- Each gets 60 seconds.
- The AI picks the winner.
- Wins earn points.
- Play another round or finish with a winner.
Hosting a party? Each debater records on their own phone, and spectators can join as jurors.
One phone or the whole room?
Pass the Phone
One device runs the show. Pass it around, record your arguments on it, and let the judge decide.
- No QR code or room setup.
- Everyone is entered on one device.
- Great for quick games.
Host a Party
One Host. Everyone's phone. Maximum judgment.
- The Host creates a party room.
- Friends scan the QR code or type the four-character room code.
- Everyone follows the game live on their own phone.
- Each debater records their argument on their own phone.
- The Host runs the game: speaking order, timer, jury and verdict reveals.
- Eligible audience members vote.
- The AI judge delivers the official ruling.
Guests need no app download and no account.
The jury is in.
Democracy meets a deeply opinionated robot.
- Optional, and only in Host a Party.
- Anyone not currently debating can vote.
- One vote per juror per matchup.
- Votes stay hidden until the reveal.
- The AI judge picks the official winner on its own.
- The audience is allowed to disagree.
- Only the AI's decision counts for points and bracket advances.
The jury has spoken. The court doesn't care.
Jury votes are for fun and bragging, never official scoring.
Your fate is in questionable hands.
Every judge has a different personality. Same argument, wildly different attitude.
The High Court
Absurdly formal. Takes every stupid argument extremely seriously.
The Savage
Ruthless. Sarcastic. Your argument better be good.
The Overthinker
Analyzes everything. Including things nobody asked about.
The Philosopher
Somehow finds the meaning of life in every argument.
The fine print.
Just when you thought you had a point...
Now and then a Chaos Card interrupts an argument and pauses the timer. Most rounds have none.
New Evidence
A surprise twist changes the argument.
Hostile Witness
Your opponent gets to ask you one question out loud. Answer it.
Double Down
The Court isn't convinced. You get an extra challenge on the same side.
The timer picks up exactly where it stopped once you tap Continue.
Hate the question? Object.
Use OBJECTION. NEXT. before the debate begins to draw another ridiculous question. Skipping awards no points and doesn't count as a round.
The receipts are forever.
- Finished games become Case Files.
- Revisit scores and rulings from Recent Games.
- Every debate's original Written Opinion is kept, word for word.
- Hosted Case Files include the jury results.
- Saved games live on the phone they were played on.